What I love about being pregnant

I was just thinking about this post I read this morning from Betsey Booms. She had to deal with an obnoxious house guest. And I could not wrap my head around why people put up with that. I know that I have the Sparta pregnancy hormones from heck but I don't know if I suffer fools (aside from Pedro- ha!) when I'm not gestating someone. So here are the things I love about being pregnant:

1. Saying what you feel. Which changes every 2 seconds.

2. Being angry enough to take on Mongolian hordes. But then crying because even Mongolian hordes have mothers who love them.

3. Eating whatever baby wants. Then eating what you want. :)

4. Telling the schedulers at the doctor's office that you can come in before 12 or after 4 because you should be done your nap by then.

5. Blaming any and all bad behavior on the baby.

6. Blaming any and all bad behavior on the father (he got me pregnant, right??)

7. Taking pride in my growing belly.

I kind of stalled out. All I can think of is the other apple fritter....

Pedro was going to bail on me Friday night. I think our conversation went something like...

Pedro: I really don't feel like going out.

Me: WHAT?! You made me sit around here for three hours and wait for the fire to die out. If you think I'm going without you, you have another thing coming. YOU ARE GOING OUT.

P: umm, okay.

M: *grumble, grumble* Men *grumble* Waiting *grumble* Pizza *grumble*